Wayne Lee Ray

A few years ago there was a radio station in Greensboro that had a morning feature called 'The Wayne Lee Ray Update'. This update was based upon the predicate that there is a disproportionate number of criminals (many of them dumb) that have either Wayne, Lee, or Ray as part of their name.

I though I was the only one who remembered it but I saw a blogger mention it the other day so I though I would blog it. It still makes me laugh.

The House of Rock and Holy Bible

My kids just created a Christian restaurant (while they're waiting for the pool chemicals to disperse) and showed me the menu:

Holy Grilled cheese
Christ's Chicken Tenders
Mary Mac and Cheese
Wise men hot dogs
God's pizza
Baptized Beefaroni
Jesus Dumplings



I'm ROFL.........

If my triceps fell off would my arms be thinner?

laugh for the day

My 8 yr old got the last of her birthday presents today from her aunts. I asked her when she was going to bed if she had a good day today and she said she did but she was disappointed that she didn't get a Webkinz for her birthday like her sister did. (it doesn't matter that she already has 6 of them) I told her that her sister bought one with her birthday money - she didn't get one from anybody and told her she had birthday money to spend if she wanted to buy one too. "But mom I'm not spending that money!" "Why not?" "I'm saving up for a car! - do you know how expensive cars are these days?!"

rofl

*I* don’t understand music, lol